please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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