It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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