My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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