Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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