if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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