all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i think my cat just said my name.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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