He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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