How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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