How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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