There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dicks are not precious.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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