I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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