How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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