I bet he comes in French.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
