Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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