girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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