You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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