we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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