I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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