are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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