Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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