She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
And then he peed in my hair
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