Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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