I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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