we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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