This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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