i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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