The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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