Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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