I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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