it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Terrible idea I love it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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