Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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