Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize