I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So here I am, sexting at work.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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