i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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