Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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