Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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