Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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