i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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