Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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