I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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