So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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