You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
