the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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