Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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