his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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