oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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