She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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