i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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