Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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