whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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