Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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