Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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