im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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